The Ark: Feud Between Robots and Wizards Escalates to War
The ongoing battle between wizards and robots has finally erupted into all-out war, and there’s no end in sight. (The original article can be found here.)
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RSSThe Ark: Mysterious Vagabond Identified in Automobile Vandal Case
The Ark supports justice. But The Ark supports the Mad God even more, despite his onslaught of automobile mayhem. (The original article can be found here.)
The Ark: Protesters Gather to Boycott Saurian Slaughter Game
There will always be those who don’t think gaming is right for us. The People for the Ethical Treatment of Dinosaurs is just another example of this foolhardy attempt to inhibit our fun. (The original article can be found here.)
The Bungie Chronicles
We know that Bungie’s ultimate goal is to one day achieve world domination. But have we ever stopped to imagine a planet where Bungie realizes this dream? The Bungie Chronicles is my intent to express such a dystopia: A world of despair and sorrow held tightly in the grasp of an iron fist and lightning.
The Bungie Chronicles is an ongoing story of adventure, social protest and evolution, sardonically black humor, and inevitable defeat at the hands of superior minds and power. Check out the continuing story on Bungie.net here. You can also find entries of The Bungie Chronicles directly on this blog by clicking here.
From Death: A Sentimental Letter
Death has always done a fairly good job at what he’s supposed to do. But recently, he’s becoming increasingly upset with the competition for his work that humanity is putting up against him, and he’s finally saying something about it.
The Ark: Nuclear Plant Near Bungie.net Causes Superhero Emergence
Some say that nuclear power is an extremely harmful and dangerous energy source, but we here at The Ark are here to tell you that that’s simply not the case. Can ethanol make badass superheroes? We didn’t think so. (The original article can be found here.)
The Ark: Male Gamer Demographic Being Barraged By Females
People were made to be equal. However, it is becoming increasingly hard for men to be equal online due to the objectification and rudeness of evil women. We here at The Ark won’t stand for such horrors, and thus we’re speaking up. (The original article can be found here.)
The Ark: Medical Research Shows Most Floodians Have Vallumaphobia
The Flood is ever-changing and evolving. Our recent medical research has revealed that one of The Flood’s longest running medical afflictions is that of vallumaphobia: The fear of walls. (The original article can be found here.)
Wood and Wild
This is a simple short story about the life of Herbert P. Sherman, a man who desires to escape his fate in society, and thus sets out into the world to become a part of the wild.
About Amateur Literature
I am an amateur writer and journalist who uses sarcastic and borderline malicious writing styles to articulate myself.
I hope you enjoy my writing and jargon. I’ll try my best to enjoy it, too.
